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Cayenne · Raw Honey · Caffeine · Adaptogens · Six shots · Summer '26

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My name is Maurice. I sing and play guitar on Broadway, on the corner by the bar that keeps its door open. Before that I played piano in a church in South Carolina. Before that I was a foster kid in three counties.
Between songs I used to drink bourbon to keep the throat open and the nerves quiet. Bourbon took my voice. Red Bull gave it back jittery. Neither one did the job.
I started making little bottles. Honey and cayenne for the burn. Slippery elm for the coat. Green tea because I still needed to play. I kept them in my guitar case, next to the capo.
I didn't make it for a shelf. I made it for my pocket.
Now it's for yours. Take one between songs. Keep one for after the show. Pass one to the friend you'd share a flask with.
Four ingredients do most of the work. Here's the job each one was hired for.
Activates TRPV1 receptors — the same ones bourbon lights up. Warmth in your chest. No alcohol required.
Real antimicrobial, real energy, real mouthfeel. Not high-fructose corn syrup pretending to be honey.
100mg clean caffeine, smoothed out by L-theanine. Focus without the jitter. No crash, no shake.
What opera singers use. Coats your throat, protects your voice, doubles for a hangover or a cold.
Four rounds. One shot left upright.
The pharmacy shot.
Canned water in black.
Cinnamon wrecking ball.
Burns like whiskey. Without the damage.
We like Liquid Death. We respect Fireball's commitment to the bit. 5-Hour Energy, we have questions.
Twenty-two ingredients. No proprietary blends. No lab shortcuts. Tap a category to see what actually goes in the bottle.

The carrier. Enzymes intact, never heat-pasteurized.

The burn that tells your body it's awake.

Warmth without heat. Settles the stomach.

Sweet heat. Blood-sugar kind.

Clean caffeine. L-theanine built in.

Whole-fruit caffeine. No crash.

The focus mushroom. Nootropic BDNF support.

Stamina under pressure. Adaptogen.

Noble kava. The wind-down that actually works.

KSM-66. Cortisol down, sleep smoother.

Natural melatonin. Tells your body what time it is.

A whisper. Linalool for ease.

Mucilage. Coats the throat, soothes everything.

Bee glue. The immune bouncer.

Polyphenols. Cold-season artillery.

Antibacterial honey. The real stuff, not the supermarket stuff.

Accelerates alcohol metabolism. The morning-after MVP.

Glutathione precursor. Your liver's best friend.

Sodium, potassium, magnesium. Rehydrate like you mean it.

Binds the villains. Takes them out the back.

South African mood lift. Subtle, legal, weird.

Warm base note. Rounds the edges.
One cocktail at a bar costs more. That cocktail won't write the song back.
Same case. Six different weekends.
Two per stop. One for the grind, one for the encore.
Fire in, Midnight out, Revival on the plane home.
Two rounds. One before kickoff, one after the win.
Smoke between verses. Remedy when your voice goes.
Two Fire before, two Revival after. Math checks out.
Rotate through the menu. Sleep when it ends.

The bar doesn't advertise. Regulars do.
“Saved my voice on night four of a five-night run. Smoke lives in my gig bag now.”
“I don’t drink. Weddings are boring when everyone else is wasted. Fire lets me match the energy without the hangover.”
“Replaced my 5-Hour habit in one box. Doesn’t taste like battery acid. Doesn’t give me the shakes.”
(That's us. Pull up a stool.)
500 cases. No strings. No posts required. Tell us who you are and we'll put one on a bus.